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A collection of various haikus. Although short in length, each of these mean something very special to me. An early Christmas gift: from me to you.
lyrics
Slow dancing to the
Beat of a panic attack
Kissing and screaming
Dirty apartment.
"I wasn't expecting anyone.
Don't open the fridge."
Flatulence is key
Now I am one step closer
To a heart attack
Standing in the road
Begging people to hit me
Happy Mother's Day!
There's no sleep pattern.
Total lack of interest
And a lapse of thought
This town is diseased
Plagues of cornfields and rainclouds
With its past rotting
She saw God today!
Wrote about it in crayon
With happy faces
I'd abuse power
If I had a single bit,
I would flood this world
Jamming gospel tunes
Lighting your aunt's house on fire
Infernal sunset
A Midwest mindset:
Cornfields, cornfields, more cornfields
I'd suggest moving
Bread and circuses:
Rome was quite like the US.
Where is Attila?
Adenoidal speech
From the mouths of commercials
Good men are all gone
Needle lullaby
Warm and gentle to the touch
Rent is overdue
I don't want to eat
Dystrophy is welcoming
Comfort in coffins
Dog food fed through tubes
Wished to drink myself to death
Bedpans and regret
Flattering young man
With a knife in his pocket
And a gun in hand
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released December 12, 2020
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